Long Runs

What to think about on a long run? A grocery list, things I haven't cleaned in 2-3 years, chafing, not chafing, does this fuel belt make my ass look big, weird objects I've seen on the side of the road. arguements my husband and I have/have not had, the list goes on and on.

Randomly weird objects list: baby bottles, safety pins, shoes (singular and plural), any type of clothing you can think of, scissors, razors, and stickers. That was just this morning and no I wasn't running in the ghetto.